Thursday, June 2, 2011

Time for Another Fragonard

Woooo! More Fragonard!

The Model's Debut

And more Rococo boobs! These babies look like they were carved from marble... you think he ever saw any boobs not carved from marble? Whatever, yay boobs!

In Memoriam

via Neatorama

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Happy Birthday Marilyn Monroe!

Here is an interesting story about a letter she wrote to her doctor when she was committed in 1961... yeah. Classy though. Classy, classy, classy.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Baby Got Back

Since the last post wasn't very antique:

Postcard c. 1900

You other brothers can't deny... etc.

Ron Jeremy is Totally in This, I Promise.

I admit this isn't exactly antique... but some of it is vintage. Anyway, in a few years the vintage stuff will be antique and the newer stuff will be vintage. Yes... so for your entertainment: Pornography without the actual pornography!

And it's a cute little song. ^_^

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Vintage Douglas Adams

Vintage Douglas Adams was kind of brilliantly hot.

'Nuff said.

Happy Towel Day!

Don't forget your towel!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Happy Mother's Day!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Vintage Katharine Hepburn

Vintage Katharine Hepburn was hot.

She could also shred it, apparently:

Anassa kata, bitches.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Art Whores No. 3

Let's have a frank discussion about the "patronage" of ballet in the 19th Century:

Or we can just put quotations around the words "patronage" and let everybody draw their own conclusions. There's even a John in a tux in the background for Degas' sake!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Fragonard No. 4

Woooo! Fragonard!

The Beautiful Servant

Ah yes... he so filthy!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Vintage Jayne Mansfield

Vintage Jayne Mansfield was really hot.

And it's her birthday today! She also gave the world Mariska Hargitay so she's practically a saint, right? 'Nuff said.

In Memoriam

Monday, April 18, 2011


Nag on the Lake is awesome. She posts things like this:

These are photos of models used for the famous pinups of Elvgren. You can find more of this awesomeness here.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Vintage Robert Deniro

Vintage Robert Deniro was kind of hot.

'Nuff said.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Shameless Plug

Do you know any Undercover Mexicans?

An undercover Mexican is a person that is of Mexican heritage, but is generally considered ambiguously ethnic or white or anything else other than Mexican (perhaps Pakistani or Indian even). Anthony Quinn, James Roday, me, and the majority of my family are good examples.

If you do know any, and feel like sharing, please submit a picture and the back story of an undercover Mexican you might know and/or love (famous or not, we all brothers undercover) to my other blog "Undercover Mexicans". I'd prefer a picture of the undercover Mexican not looking Mexican AND looking pretty Mexican... check out the other blog if you want examples. You can also submit any other bizarre Mexican related things for shits and giggles to as well. Just title your submission "Undercover Mexican." Thanks!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

More Music

It reminds me of those socialist workers murals in the 30s... and you can see their boobies.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

I don't know what it is...

but I think I like it.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

In Memoriam

Monday, February 28, 2011

Vintage Colin Firth

Vintage Colin Firth was very hot.

Colin Firth is also just very hot in general... yes.

Congratulations to Mr. Firth and The King's Speech! They've totally had my vote since at least 1936. 'Nuff said.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Vintage George Harrison

Vintage George Harrison was hot.

And it's his birthday! 'Nuff said.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Cocaine Blues

Here's a little ditty you might have heard of:

It was originally recorded in 1947 by "Red" Arnal ("Red" is also the one who wrote it). Somewhere along the lines Johnny Cash got ahold of it so... you know... awesome.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Vintage Paul Newman

Vintage Paul Newman was kind of h... the most attractive man ever!

'Nuff said.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Another Fragonard

Wooooo! Even more rococo!

Young Woman Playing with Dog

I know, I know. This one is similar to the last Fragonard. I felt like the blog needed some color, and it's also just really cute! (equally as filthy too... look! Boobs!)

Sunday, January 30, 2011

The King's Speech

Back when I posted this I hadn't seen the The King's Speech yet. I didn't even know it was coming out! I just noticed the vintage hotness and decided it should be explicitly pointed out. Anyway, here is an actual speech from the king himself:

So hot. Go see the movie. It is now one of my absolute favorites.

Vintage Jane Fonda

Vintage Jane Fonda...

'Nuff said.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Albert Arthur Allen

Dude... there is no wikipedia page for this man! That makes me sad. There is a article on him from 2001 though.

Basically he took a bunch of nudie pictures of flappers in the 20s. This is probably the only clothed photo he did, but it's my favorite so... no boobs today. Sorry.

Oh yeah! He was also arrested for mailing obscene things between states and is kind of a civil rights/ censorship martyr. Rock rock on.

Friday, January 21, 2011

A Prostitute from 1912

A New Orleans prostitute to be exact:

View even more New Orleans prostitutes from 1912 here.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Vintage Lew Wallace

Neatorama just brought my attention to a tumblr spot called...

( You're right... I just want him for his beard.)

Bound to be some vintage hotness up in there. 'Nuff said.

Put the Blame on Mame

According to Wikipedia, it was Gypsy Rose Lee's birthday on my birthday! IMDB says it's in February though... so I split the difference and waited as long as I could:

I even like this one better than Rita Hayworth's.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Adriaen Brouwer

Woooo! 17th century Flanders!

The Bitter Tonic

Ok, it's not nearly as awesome as rococo, but Adriaen Brouwer did like to hang out in bars. Well... he liked to hang out in "ale houses." But now kids over there hang out in "coffee houses." Intoxicated debauchery as a commonality is the only point I'm trying to make here.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Vintage Stephen Hawking

Vintage Stephen Hawking was kind of ADORABLE!

Next to the lovely Jane in 1965

Today is his birthday as well... and it is also mine. 'Nuff said.

Vintage Elvis

Vintage Elvis was kind of hot.

It's his birthday today too... and did I mention it's mine? 'Nuff said.

Vintage Bowie

Vintage Bowie was really hot.

It's also his birthday today... and mine. 'Nuff said.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Throw Your Bloomers and Boarding House Keys at This Man


Monday, January 3, 2011

Art Whores No. 2

Here is another great painting about ladies of the night and other important artistic endeavors.

Dig the cat on the right, yo. This one is brought to you by Èdouard Manet... and kind of Titian. And maybe even a little bit Goya.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Vintage Frank Zappa... Again

Vintage Frank Zappa was kind of hotter than the last Vintage Frank Zappa I posted.

'Nuff said.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Vintage Frank Zappa

...was kind of hot.

And he says Happy Holidays. I mean New Years!

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