Vintage Martin Luter

... wasn't actually very hot at all.

But he was pretty hillarious:

"Listen, you ass, you are a particularly crass ass, indeed, you are a filthy sow!"

From On the Councils and the Church, pg. 72 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41

Go here to be insulted by Martin Luther.

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Vintage Tesla... again.

I realized that I didn't make an entry for Thomas Edison's bday (2/11)...

That's cuz Edison was never as hot as this.  Or this. I mean, why else would you have David Bowie play this man? 'Nuff said. 

Vintage Charles Dickens

Vintage Charles Dickens was kinda hot.

It's also his birthday. 'Nuff said.

Vintage Yul Brynner and Art Whores No. 4

The art of George Platt Lynes, ladies and gentlemen. 

Good combo. 'Nuff said.

Vintage Paul Newman... again.

That's how we win wars people. 'Nuff said.

Vintage Lucian... Freud?

A Freud? Really? Wow.

'Nuff said.

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Vintage Robert De Niro... again.

Well what do you know?

'Nuff said.

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Vintage Douglas Adams

Vintage Douglas Adams was kind of brilliantly hot.

'Nuff said.

Vintage Katharine Hepburn

Vintage Katharine Hepburn was hot.

She could also shred it, apparently:

Anassa kata, bitches.

Vintage Jayne Mansfield

Vintage Jayne Mansfield was really hot.

And it's her birthday today! She also gave the world Mariska Hargitay so she's practically a saint, right? 'Nuff said.

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Vintage Robert Deniro

Vintage Robert Deniro was kind of hot.

'Nuff said.

photo by Steve Schapiro

Vintage Colin Firth

Vintage Colin Firth was very hot.

Colin Firth is also just very hot in general... yes.

Congratulations to Mr. Firth and The King's Speech! They've totally had my vote since at least 1936. 'Nuff said.

photo via Please Don't Touch The Cucumber Sandwiches

Vintage George Harrison

Vintage George Harrison was hot.

And it's his birthday! 'Nuff said.

Vintage Paul Newman

Vintage Paul Newman was kind of h... the most attractive man ever!

'Nuff said.

Vintage Jane Fonda

Vintage Jane Fonda...

'Nuff said.

Vintage Lew Wallace

Neatorama just brought my attention to a tumblr spot called...

"Let's Get Jiggy with Civil War Dudes!"

This vintage hotness is known as Lewis "Lew" Wallace.

( You're right... I just want him for his beard.)

Bound to be some vintage hotness up in there. 'Nuff said.

Vintage Stephen Hawking

Vintage Stephen Hawking was kind of ADORABLE!

Next to the lovely Jane in 1965

Today is his birthday as well... and it is also mine. 'Nuff said.

Vintage Elvis

Vintage Elvis was kind of hot.

It's his birthday today too... and did I mention it's mine? 'Nuff said.

Vintage Bowie

Vintage Bowie was really hot.

It's also his birthday today... and mine. 'Nuff said.

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Vintage Frank Zappa... Again

Vintage Frank Zappa was kind of hotter than the last Vintage Frank Zappa I posted.

1959

'Nuff said.