I'm a Big Kid Now!

Child endagerment from the 70s in the 90s.

Saturday Super-imposition... On Sunday... Again

Mai Tai

Behold! The Mai Tai:



2 oz 17 yr. old Jamaican rum
.5 oz Orgeat Syrup
.5 oz Orange Curacao
Juice of 1 Lime... F-R-E-S-H... FRESH FRESH FRESH, THAT'S FRESH!
.25 oz of Simple Syrup
Crushed Ice in a Glass
Lime Slice and Mint Spring for garnish

Shake and Pour.

I have never had a Mai Tai.

... Like A Bowl Full Of Jelly.

Hot Jelly! Oh Liza... with a Z.

Take It Easy

Eat it, hipsters!

via everlasting blort

Stop The Rolling Stones?

This is the most Soviet thing I've ever seen...

Sissy Man Blues

"Lord, I woke up this mornin' withy my pork-grinding business in my hand.
Said I woke up this mornin', Pork-grinding business in my hand.
Lord, if you can't send me no woman, please send me some sissy man."

I'm sure we've all felt that way at one time or another... yes. Gotta love the 30s.

Thank you everlasting blort for pointing this out... and for everything really. 

It's My Birthday And I'll Post What I Want To...

You'd post this too if it happened to youuu...

You really don't need a reason to post videos of David Bowie. So, since it's my birthday:

Little David Bowie!

Ron Jeremy is Totally in This, I Promise.

I admit this isn't exactly antique... but some of it is vintage. Anyway, in a few years the vintage stuff will be antique and the newer stuff will be vintage. Yes... so for your entertainment: Pornography without the actual pornography!

And it's a cute little song. ^_^

via Nag on the Lake

More Music

It reminds me of those socialist workers murals in the 30s... and you can see their boobies.

I don't know what it is...

but I think I like it.

via everlasting blort

Cocaine Blues

Here's a little ditty you might have heard of:

It was originally recorded in 1947 by "Red" Arnal ("Red" is also the one who wrote it). Somewhere along the lines Johnny Cash got ahold of it so... you know... awesome.

Put the Blame on Mame

According to Wikipedia, it was Gypsy Rose Lee's birthday on my birthday! IMDB says it's in February though... so I split the difference and waited as long as I could:

I even like this one better than Rita Hayworth's.

Throw Your Bloomers and Boarding House Keys at This Man

Rock.

via the eye of ladyhawk

Baby, It's Cold Outside

Well, it's that time of year. So here it is:

This one is pretty good. All 1949-y with Red Skelton, but I really wanted to post the Louis Armstrong and Velma Middleton version. I can't find the whole thing online though (the link is only half of the song)... or even a clear version that isn't the "Mulato Beat Remix". Give it a listen if you can find it!

And speaking of Neptune's Daughter, I just have to say that Esther Williams as a phenomenon is awesome and super weird at the same time.

My Ding-A-Ling

Chuck Berry... some might say at his best. You might not have known he was an early proponent of gay rights otherwise. I also like how this is the UK version.

K.231 in B-flat Major

I named this post "K.231 in B-flat Major" because I thought Lech mich im Arsch might be a bit rude as a title... even if it is in German*. But then you might have already heard of this lovely little canon by Mozart:

Sorry it's cut short, but it was the only version I could find that was sung by a decent sounding choir as a canon.

And just for my amusement, here is an... um... inventive rendition of K.233 in B-flat Major, Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber:

(skip to 1:11 to avoid the awkward solo and hear the three voice part)

Scholars believe that K.233 might not actually be Mozart's music. We're pretty sure that he wrote the lyrics though, and these are some filthy lyrics.

*But for some reason I think obscenities in Latin are visually acceptable.

"I'm A Dirty Old Man..."

Oh, that Tom Jones. All sweaty and Welsh. Love him.

Stone Cold Dead in the Market

I was going to post a Betty Boop Halloween cartoon, but this was... better.

TB Blues

via Everlasting Blort

your friends will treat you so low down.