... Like A Bowl Full Of Jelly.

Hot Jelly! Oh Liza... with a Z.

Saturday Super-imposition

You know you were raised right when your mom sits you down and makes you watch this movie.

Little Dragons!

CHAMPION PEKINESE

Flip to 1:25, if you can't stand the cuteness,  for...  a dog wedding. Yeah. Still, little dragons! Awww!

13 Classy Broads

Neatorama has an article about 13 lovely ladies who have won Oscars for playing hookers. Here is Liz Taylor playing one of those hookers... Hooray!

Take It Easy

Eat it, hipsters!

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WTF, Spongebob?

1932. King Neptune. So bad. Soooo bad. And by bad... I mean goooooooood.

One for the New Year

Oh Capra, my Capra!

Ron Jeremy is Totally in This, I Promise.

I admit this isn't exactly antique... but some of it is vintage. Anyway, in a few years the vintage stuff will be antique and the newer stuff will be vintage. Yes... so for your entertainment: Pornography without the actual pornography!

And it's a cute little song. ^_^

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The King's Speech

Back when I posted this I hadn't seen the The King's Speech yet. I didn't even know it was coming out! I just noticed the vintage hotness and decided it should be explicitly pointed out. Anyway, here is an actual speech from the king himself:

So hot. Go see the movie. It is now one of my absolute favorites.

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Put the Blame on Mame

According to Wikipedia, it was Gypsy Rose Lee's birthday on my birthday! IMDB says it's in February though... so I split the difference and waited as long as I could:

I even like this one better than Rita Hayworth's.

Baby, It's Cold Outside

Well, it's that time of year. So here it is:

This one is pretty good. All 1949-y with Red Skelton, but I really wanted to post the Louis Armstrong and Velma Middleton version. I can't find the whole thing online though (the link is only half of the song)... or even a clear version that isn't the "Mulato Beat Remix". Give it a listen if you can find it!

And speaking of Neptune's Daughter, I just have to say that Esther Williams as a phenomenon is awesome and super weird at the same time.

A Lady of Letters

from Stage Door Canteen, 1943

Gypsy Rose Lee is much more entertaining than Natalie Wood.

Le mépris (1963)

Très cool, non? From If we don't, remember me.

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Teaserama

I've been trying to cut my hair this way for months now. It just don't suit me like it suit Bettie:

That's also exactly how I dance if I don't go to bed right away after taking my ambien.